I would recommend Dirty Work for absolutely any occasion. Sick, bored, tired, happy, in need of something funny, whatever. You go watch now.

Let's take a brief minute to consider why Dirty Work is the best movie ever made. Well, it stars Norm MacDonald. That's a pretty good start. He's a mediocre actor at best yet his comedic timing is flawless. Thus he makes this movie perfect.

It was directed by Bob Saget. Yes. This is true. I don't know why this one-ups the movie in my book but it does.

The quantity of obscure quotable lines in Dirty Work is ungodly.

"Why don't you go live on a mountain and stop bothering people?"

"You never told me your name so I just guessed."

"Absolutely!"

"The lack of respect is what hurts the most. Well, it's the other thing that hurts the most. But the lack of respect is what hurts the second most."

I don't want to ruin the movie for you. Go pick your own favorite obscure quotes. You get your own broad.