"Ouch! That hurt."........My reply, "So do you want me to kiss it and make it feel better?"

Guess with that line the story needs to be told :-) I was in college and it was the weekend, so the local bar beside campus was really crowded. The kind of crowded that means you have to push and elbow your way through to get any where. Which is what my roommate and I were doing, going one way while a couple guys were going the other way. It was one of these 2 guys who said that most unexpected thing to me.