Chuck Norris
Even though that traitor helped Huckabee's campaign, nothing says Defense like a roundhouse kick in the face.

The Jolly Green Giant
Who better to represent Agriculture?

Colonel Sanders
If he can keep the original recipe secret, he can handle Homeland Security.

Rich Uncle Pennybags
Mr. Monopoly himself should chair Treasury.

Ms. Frizzle
Best representative of Education ever!

Energizer Bunny
Of course he's a logical choice for Energy.

The Welch's Grape Juice Girl
Perfect for Health and Human Services.

Smokey the Bear
He'll keep forest fires from destroying our Interior.

The Third LIttle Pig
The only one with enough sense to build a brick house should do fine as Secretary of Housing and Urban Development.

Rosie the Riveter
Ideal poster chick for Labor.

Optimus Prime
He's got my nomination for Transportation.

Leiutenant Dan
You don't need legs to sit in the chair of Veterans' Affairs

Billie Hayes
He'd make some OxyClean magic happen in the Commerce chair!

Arnold Schwarzenegger
Arnold would make the perfect Attorney General/Secretary of Justice... Kindergarten Cop meet Terminator.

Carmen Sandiego
The Secretary of State must be well-traveled.