My late father-in-law admonished his daughter...

A lucky person, really lucky person
Will
In the span of the minutes their heart is beating
Have 2-3 real friends
Real friends
And
Followed that with the admonition
There are no criteria

I've experienced this once
4 wives
6 children
A myriad of racing buds
Fishing buds
Guys I shared alcohol and bongs with


Only my present wife