Wheelchair in shades

No, never. However, I have always wanted to have a broken leg. I've always loved the idea of going around in a wheel chair, or having a set of crutches. This way, it would be clear that I had an injury, so I could get a little bit fussed over. Alas, the closest I've ever been to having a broken bone is a twisted ankle, and I didn't even get a fucking bandage for it.