Bear at the bedroom window in December
Mmmmm???
Kit fox chasing my cat yesterday
Mmmmm???
The possibility of having a Mormon* in the white house
Pretty scary....
No
The thought of failing my drivers test at my age and living as far out of town as I do
And
Ending up on foot at 71
As bad as I've mistreated my body
Damn near petrified me




*Anyone lame enough to buy "Mormon" shouldn't even be in charge of a girl scout cookie sale