I know I'm breaking the rules since "Arrested Development" is technically a television show, but don't tell anyone, K?

Like Michael Bluth, I am often the peacemaker in my family – the only one who can have a level-headed conversation with everybody pretty much all of the time. Luckily, my family is not comprised of nearly as nutty a cast of characters as the Bluth family, although sometimes I wonder if that wouldn't at least make some of our family gatherings more entertaining.

Unlike Michael, though, I don't believe I've ever put my whole life on hold or risked my credibility for the sake of my family. Should my father's business dealings ever be investigated by the SEC, he's on his own.