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- July 21, 2012 by kimrap12
- Sandwiches vs. Rikki vs. Gravity
Sometimes, Bam wonders why he keeps Rikki around.
(And for this, the Fangirl begins.)
"Rikki, why in God's name is the kitchen covered in food?" Bam had awoken to a crash in the kitchen, and found his friend in the floor, food all around her.
"You see, I was hungry, and not just hungry but: 'Damn I need food now' hungry. So I tried making a sandwich, and no matter how much mayonnaise I put on the damned things, they just don't stay together." Rikki explained, the rant seemingly perfectly sensible to her.
"Um, yeah. Gravity's a bitch." With this, Bam sighed and went to his room, leaving Rikki with her food issues.