Sometimes, Bam wonders why he keeps Rikki around.

kitchen mess

(And for this, the Fangirl begins.)
"Rikki, why in God's name is the kitchen covered in food?" Bam had awoken to a crash in the kitchen, and found his friend in the floor, food all around her.
"You see, I was hungry, and not just hungry but: 'Damn I need food now' hungry. So I tried making a sandwich, and no matter how much mayonnaise I put on the damned things, they just don't stay together." Rikki explained, the rant seemingly perfectly sensible to her.
"Um, yeah. Gravity's a bitch." With this, Bam sighed and went to his room, leaving Rikki with her food issues.