Torch Lake Tango

Can I say neither? Let's look at what my choices are here, I'm either by an ocean or lake and my brief interaction with the water will be ruined by the worry that shark might be at that moment creeping upon me to devour my ass (if in the case of a beach) or little kids pissing in the water (if in the case of a lake)

The alternative is sitting by a chlorine infested pool of water that kids crap and piss in because they think it's funny. Call me crazy but neither sound that amusing. Not to mention, laying in the sun get's incredibly boring, there isn't much relaxing about it