I was a cheerleader for pop warner football. At the Turkey Bowl (um, duh, only the super bowl of our league) I was messing around between cheers and I got pooped on by a sea gull. It was beyond gross, and was seen by most in the stands (apparently the game wasn't all that exciting). I couldn't get it all cleaned up and ended up walking around with bird shit in my hair and on my shoulder for the remainder of the game. (btw, we won!)