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    • February 18, 2009 by Skorp
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    • Seriously, it wasn't me!

    • Back when I was about 6 or 7 while hanging out with my usual group of neighborhood kids, someone exclaimed that they thought one of us "pooped their pants".

      When the lot of us screamed out in chorus "Nuh uh!", it was decided that we should line up and have our butts sniffed by one of the accusers.

      I confidently stood in line awaiting my odor inspection while one kid claimed that "this was stupid" and ran off home, clearly admitting that he was the pooper in question.

      Still, the test began and when they got to me, the judge shrieked that I pooped my pants.

      Shocked, I challenged them and almost proved it, had I not been embarrassed to show my Spider-Man underoos. No one believed me and they all ran off to get away from "Mr. Poopy Pants".

      I'll never forgot that day but I still stand by my claim that I did not, in fact, poop my pants.

      Kids are so cruel.

       
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  • Comments

    larbage said:
    There's nothing embarrassing about Spider Man underoos!
    posted over 2 years ago
    Sarahh said:
    I had R2D2 Underoos. First pair of silky drawers I owned. But I didn't poop in them. Or at least it was never proved.
    posted over 2 years ago
    exoticat said:
    Yes, but you make lots of claims and most of them are up for scrutiny. I think you *are* an underoos pooper. As a grownup I bet you made that secret tweet about skid marks on your adultaroos* too. In just a few short years (time flies) you'll be wearing your fiancee-turned-wife's granny pants (grannyroos) and finding the best surprise of all...old, mucky doo all over you! The future rules!
    [insert The Lion King's "Circle Of Life" song here]
    posted over 2 years ago

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