Hell I can't write a few paragraphs
But
The novel would be about a guy that had such a little brother and low self esteem problem
That
He tried every avenue suggested to him
That
He ventured on all of the roads lies his older brothers put forth
And
Manly tasks which Society threw at him
That
He undertook every unattainable romanticized adventure
Only to find
All were lies
Society and brothers were both just Jacking him off