#1 would do all my talking and basically go naked
#2 would wear all my clothes and keep his nasty mouth shut
#3 would do all my drinking
#4 would ignore human kind and all of it's faults for me
#5 would get injured for me, wear all the plaster and stitches
#6 looking exactly like myself probably have trouble with women
#7 The seventh son of the seventh son would be a natural born hoochie koochie man, Mojo and all
Love them womens
And
Play his guitar all day

Me would remain irrelevant