How the Hell did you even manage to pull that off? I... I'm impressed, frankly! I guess everyone who said being a fat asthmatic would kill me early can kiss my ass at this point? Err, your ass?

I can't think of anything to tell you that you don't already know. I hope I kept to this whole "putting myself first" thing and that you had a really kickass life and did a lot of cool stuff and saw the world and found a super babe to settle down with (considering what's been going on lately, I have my questions about who that wound up being, but I'll leave it for now).

Woo, I guess. This wasn't that interesting.