- This is in answer to:
- Write a 500-word introduction to the story of your life. See all answers
- January 24, 2013 by StratPlayer
- 162 words instead of 500, I owe ya
It would be helpful to note
O Henry, the master of the short story, died far to soon to pen the story of this fellas’ life
Failing that we’ll precede to attempt this with no knowledge
Of course a forward would be unnecessary
Somewhere someplace sometime in 1940
His parents had unprotected sex
In the State of Minnesota or maybe Fargo North Dakota
Some people that knew him would be quick to judge Them for this lapse in discretion
When you’ve finished this, you’d probably be well advised to put the book down and bake a pie
Some other worthwhile endeavor
Preferably a pecan pie
Because your life is to valuable to piddle it away reading this book
Did you buy the book?
How much did you pay?
Were there other choices?
His life was just one big question.
What am I doing?
It has always been a mistake to start the day sober…