iPhone
Cause if I'm not connected to all my important shit 24/7 then I feel like someone has cut off my left arm. You know, important shit like Twitter. Oh, and sometimes I get phone calls. Not usually, though.

Expired Hockey Tickets
Because throwing used items away is a foreign concept to me, apparently.

Tampons
So I can plug any leaks if my car starts to take on water as I drive home. Why else?

Deodorant
I'm obsessed with things that smell nice. I like my armpits to be two of those things.

A Pair of Socks
I honestly have no clue. I've been looking for that particular pair for like two months now. Score!

Hairspray
Two reasons: 1) to spray on my hair, and 2) to spray in someone's eyes if they get on my nerves too much. That stuff burns, or so I'm told.

A Work Order from the Apple Store that is over a year old
Nostalgia, maybe?

A Container of Assorted Pills
At one time I probably knew what each of these were. Now I guess they're for a night when I'm feeling adventurous, or possibly suicidal.

An Umbrella Cover
The umbrella is in my school bag. The cover is in my purse. Perhaps one day the two might meet again.

A Piece of Gum w/ Fuzz on it
If I desperately need minty-fresh breath no matter what the cost.

Assorted Cough Drops
Since they're all half out of their wrappers, I'm assuming they're simply there to add an extra lining to the bottom of my purse.

About 20 different tubes of Lipstick
Because you can never have too much lipstick. Maybe one day I'll put them all on at once and see if my lips end up brown, like when you mix all the different crayon colours in a box.

Bottle Opener
It magically changes me into my superhero alter-ego. And it opens bottles, too.

3 Books of Matches
I don't smoke, so I have no idea. I guess to build a fire if I'm ever stranded in the forest somewhere with my nice Coach purse in tow. That happens more often than you'd think.

Wallet
Peer pressure, I suppose. Everyone else has one.

A Brush/Mirror Combo
So I can practice looking indignant. That's a specialty of mine.

A Chik-Fil-A Coupon that expired 2 years ago
If I ever go back in time, I'll be able to get a free chicken sandwich with the purchase of any medium fountain drink, THAT'S why.