My life would be perfect. I would never have to pay bills, nor would I have to write checks. Everything, and I mean all expenses, are already paid for. Food would not have to be prepared, it would be delivered to me daily. If I needed to fly somewhere, a private jet would be at my disposal. (NO TSA BS) I would be a famous stand up comic and people would love me. I would be married to Mathew McConnehy, and he would laugh at my jokes...