Bothered by religious doorsteppers ? reach for a magazine...

Motor Trend, Mormon edition
2 young men in white shirts with shiny faces and mountain bikes knocked to bring me some good news, I run inside and fetch the Motor Trend, "Look at this " I say "I'm interested in cars and the car industry, i read about it and i enjoy it, it fulfils a need in me"
My visitors look puzzled and offer a leaflet desinged to steer me to a better life..
"But I don't come round to your house to share my car magazine with you do I?"
The penny has dropped and off the go, I bet that story goes down well at the tabernacle tonight.