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- When the full moon happens, you turn into a person who’s the opposite of who you normally are. Describe this new you. See all answers
- September 5, 2013 by MbiraBeat
- I would hate myself forever
I awake the morning after the full moon. I look down at myself and see that I have a beautiful slender body that would make many women jealous of me. No man would ever want to resist this, I think to myself.
I leap from my bed and put on my designer clothes. I feel so happy and energetic this fine, beautiful morning!
I look around my room and scoff at the fact that I have pictures of my friends hanging on the wall. Why would I ever care for such trash? They're only good for money and sex. I almost make myself sick thinking that I would ever lend my own hard-earned cash to them, when I could've been spending it on myself.
I immediately run straight for the mall; screw public transportation! I can't stand the fact that there might be a chance that I'll sit next to somebody that isn't as beautiful or sexy as I am.
I arrive at the mall and head straight for the nearest clothing shop. I spend every last penny on clothes and make sure I get to show it off to all the other patrons who are shopping there as well.
"I bet you can't stand the fact that I'm so gorgeous can you?" I shout at a customer. "My bust is far bigger than yours!" I claim. "I doubt you ever get laid, do you?"
The other customers and the staff are almost frightened and angered by how boastful I am. One clerk comes up to me and asks me to tone it down, though I tell her to shove it and I walk out the store with at least 5 bags filled with clothes.
Upon exiting, a friend of mine recognizes me and I groan.
"Don't come near me!" I shout. "I don't want to have anything to do with you!"
My friend looks at me with anger. I take this as an opportunity to knee him in the groin. I laugh as he falls to the ground in pain. While on the ground, I also reach into his pocket and take everything from his wallet.
"That's what you get!" I exclaim.
I return home happy and content. I spend the rest of the night trying on all my clothes 10 times over.