Why would you even ask me this?!? What is wrong with you? Is it not enough that I work my fingers to the bone every damn day and come home and all I expect is dinner on the goddamn table and I can't even get THAT? And now I just wanna go out and unwind for a little while AND OH MY GOD DO NOT START CRYING NOW.

Seriously? You're bringing THAT up again? Give it a goddamn rest. That was ALMOST FIVE YEARS ago! And it was YOUR idea to have your sister come stay with us in the first place.

Look at this house. There's CRAP EVERYWHERE. No wonder I have to go out just to think.

Wait... WAIT. Put it DOWN. DON'T YOU DARE THROW THAT. DO. NOT. THROW. THAT. That was my mother's. Well, why WOULD she like you?!? Look at how you're behaving. YOU'RE SCARING THE DOG!

I'll come back when you settle down. OH MY GOD!! DID YOU HIDE MY KEYS?!?