the chocolate orgy ended in love

I believe my vice began when on one of my birthdays my father gave me one of those really big Hershey's chocolate bars. I think I was 4. I was in heaven. I ate all of it that night. My sister and I got into a fight because I wouldn't share any of it with her. To this day I still can't share my chocolate. I can't even share it, how could I ever be expected to give it up??