Scarlett Johansson meets Javier Bardem meets Penelope Cruz and they all make out.

Not to say that's not hot. It totally is. Just not the kind of hot I want to watch with my mom.

Juan Antonio: Mmmm. No, we'll spend the weekend. I mean, I'll show you around the city, and we'll eat well. We'll drink good wine. We'll make love.
Vicky: Yeah, who exactly is going to make love?
Juan Antonio: Hopefully, the three of us.

Hrm.... threesome, uh, awkward. Thank god my mom falls asleep within 5 minutes of any movie's commencement so it was mostly her snores that kept me company. And at least I did not have to deal with "Unfaithful" - she did drag my sister to that one, eek!