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    • My care package to RikkiDidi in advance

    • When Rikki moves to Singapore and I don't know what to do with myself anymore because I'll be so sad and cry, I will send her a care package of the following items.


      Mini bushmills
      Because they're going to need to learn how to brown-bag in Asia.


      Giant burrito
      From Maya. Because Didi loves rice and beans wrapped in a giant greasy tortilla.


      Gum
      I am told it's illegal in those parts.


      Frizz Ease
      It's pretty humid all up in that Singaporean business.


      Mix cd's
      I have to keep Didi up to date on hipster emo tenderoni bands that come out.

      I will miss you so much, Didi, you bastard.


       
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    rikkididi said:
    BOOBIE I WILL MISS YOU SO! If you send me gum, they will cane me. You no do this. Instead, multiple bush mills brown bags. I will mosdef need the frizz ease (bringing it back to the 90's) and some extra strength deo. And the mixed tapes are a no brainer. No talk like this, it make me cry.
    posted over 2 years ago
    jabberwokkez said:
    oh i cry this sad
    posted over 2 years ago
    cristina said:
    i find this extremely offensive and if i had the option would mark it NOT FAVORITE. corinna, you piece of shit larbage, where the fo are my care packages? where is my macaroni? my beef jerkey? my target vlakioules? oh sure, you can cite the jatarain's now, but it dont exactly count. i guess i can count my blessings that i never received an emo mix tape.
    posted over 2 years ago

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