• Things I Sometimes Imagine Against My Will

    • This is my version of a genius list Zan did a few days ago.

      Things I sometimes imagine against my will:

      Feeling someone's breath on my ear, and looking up in the bathroom mirror to see a ghost behind me.

      Being pushed onto the subway tracks by an insane person.

      Dead people sleeping in the basement, until they hear me descending the stairs, whereupon they scuttle to their hiding places.

      A hand shooting out from underneath my parked car (my bed, a low table, the basement crawl space) to grab my ankle.

      Prison guards pulling Hank from my arms while he yells my name.

      Having one of those surgeries where they think the anesthesia is working, but it isn't.

      It turns out the robots want to enslave us.


       
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    Havokmon said:
    You know 'one-way' mirrors.... for years as a child I put a towel over the bathroom mirrors at home so nobody could watch me in the bathroom. I still sometimes check behind them at public places. Maybe a consequence of Stephen King's "IT"?
    posted about 1 year ago
    hshellen said:
    I am SO afraid of the surgery one! So ridiculous!
    posted about 1 year ago
    Nemesarial said:
    HAHA.. I love this. We are so slaves of the media!
    posted 12 months ago
    Elle said:
    Oh thanks! Now I won't be able to sleep tonight! :P
    posted 11 months ago
    briarcat said:
    Oh, yes. And the low-flying plane...
    posted 11 months ago

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