One evening my daughter had the poop flu. In case you are not aware of this ailment, you'll know you have it when you shart every 10 minutes or so. I had to pull into Walmart for some emergency items basically fluids and pepto, and I parked my car in a loading zone. You see us Moms will do that kind of thing when our 8 year old child is standing in the back seat of the car with their pants full of shit.
I ran into the store grabbed 3 items out of the pharmacy threw a $10 bill at the cashier and ran back to my car, it took less than 10 minutes.
However; some old fucker came up to my car and started yelling at me for being so "irresponsible" parking my car their and leaving the kids in it. I wonder what he would have though if I brought shit pants in the store with me? I honestly wish I would have jumped out of the car and stuck my daughters shitty drawers down his throat.
Instead I looked ashamed and drove away.
If I had to do it over again, I would have called him every version of the world asshole I could think of.
Funny how you always regret NOT telling people of but seldom regret when you do....
Maybe thats just me.
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