As the human embodiment of my real dad, God, I am literally just like him, except I can walk around, row a boat, arm-wrestle, etc. It's great, and I mean, I have no complaints or anything, but sometimes I wish I could just do something a little "out there," you know? Something like trying out for The Real World and just see if I could get on without needing to name drop or turn water into wine or any of that kind of stuff.