anyways
see that 's' right there on the end? yeah. i know you do.

it's. not. supposed. to. be. there.



the word is "anyway" !

it is not plural. nor will it ever be.







look it up:



an⋅y⋅ways   [en-ee-weyz]

–adverb Nonstandard.

anyway.



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see?! see the word NONSTANDARD?
even the dictionary knows it's not real.

faux
i don't hate this word. actually, i love this word.

artificial or imitation; fake:

indeed, man.



it's not only because recently i've run into a lot of faux-people. i really do adore using this word.

what i do not adore is

f-ox. - it is NOT an animal.

f-ux. - excuse me?

f-ow. - you did not just fall and hurt yourself.

and any other way you THINK it's said.







faux. f-oh.

thanks.