Obama Chocolate Bar

I'm British - we don't need Barack Obama, we need a good English leader who has a face that looks as if it's been badly moulded out of clay.

But from the outside looking in - America could use a few more British imports I think.

Ffffffooorrr instance - you guys have TV which is far too colourful. Reality bites. Put it in greys and pastel colours, cut down on the cartoons, and maybe you won't leave the house and wonder why everything isn't as bright as it looks on the box.

Next - chocolate. None of that Hershey's crap. Get something real in the shops. Belgian, Swiss, English Truffle chocolates - we know how to make this shit over here - so buy it from us. Chocolate contains Theobromine which makes you happy - aka - anti-depression/recession.

Finally - a royal family. Can you imagine? "Here comes King Casey of America." Royal families are great - they always look good and you can blame them for stuff that is going wrong with the economy - they will attract way more tourists = good for the economy. All in all they're quite good value for money. I put my name forward for the job please. First things in office, better chocolate and worse TV.