Bangers & Mash

well, i am in living in England, so I am going to anwer the question from my side of the pond and boy am i excited to get it off my chest:

1. Sunshine. How is it possible that the sun does not shine on England?
2. Heat. OK maybe I am getting repetitive but I am getting rheumatisms 4-Real.
3. Flavor. Salt, spice, sour -- anything.
4. Haircuts. Everyone in England line up. And grab a comb too, you fucks.
5. Less sausages. Appalling claim, I know, but no more bangers.