I call people who don't want to be called and try and sell them something that they don't want. Your job is definately better than mine. Yeah, even you Mr. Toilet Unblocker.

My product is electronic fly killers and I'm trying to flog them to the unwitting public at an over inflated price in the middle of winter when there are no flies around. Oh and did I mention it was in the middle of a recession?

Nice one, Nick.