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- Animal face-off! Who would win in a fight between a bear and a shark? See all answers
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- March 9, 2009 by shellen
- My money's on the shark
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Ok, I admit it - I wrote this one. Cruelty to animals you say? I say this is nature, have you ever watched Planet Earth? This could happen people and it's time to pick a side.
The type of shark doesn't matter Great White, Nurse, tiger they are all bad to the bone. Have you ever seen those multiple rows of teeth? Dangerous!
Sure on dry-land with one arm tied behind it's back a bear should have the upper hand but sharks are tenacious. Bears eat garbage. I've never found a shark nosing through someones leftovers it is a predator. Get some self respect bears.
I imagine that this fight takes place in some sort of shallow water area. Enough room for the shark to move around but not so deep that the beer is unable to stand.
I see it going 3 rounds with the winner being the shark being ultimately victorious. Let's get Michael Buffer to do the intros while we are at it.

edge case, I know.