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  • Animal face-off! Who would win in a fight between a bear and a shark? See all answers
    • My money's on the shark
    • Ok, I admit it - I wrote this one. Cruelty to animals you say? I say this is nature, have you ever watched Planet Earth? This could happen people and it's time to pick a side.


      The type of shark doesn't matter Great White, Nurse, tiger they are all bad to the bone. Have you ever seen those multiple rows of teeth? Dangerous!

      Sure on dry-land with one arm tied behind it's back a bear should have the upper hand but sharks are tenacious. Bears eat garbage. I've never found a shark nosing through someones leftovers it is a predator. Get some self respect bears.

      I imagine that this fight takes place in some sort of shallow water area. Enough room for the shark to move around but not so deep that the beer is unable to stand.

      I see it going 3 rounds with the winner being the shark being ultimately victorious. Let's get Michael Buffer to do the intros while we are at it.

       
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    erika said:
    what about a polar bear vs dog shark!
    edge case, I know.
    posted over 2 years ago
    allie said:
    I think this fight must occur in space if we are going to keep it fair- and the bear takes it, it has more mobility, claw and fangs!
    posted over 2 years ago
    Natural said:
    i agree. shark! shark!
    posted over 2 years ago
    nightlithium said:
    eh.. sharks are famous for eating liscence plates and stuff, I don't know where you've been the last decade but they find all kinds of weird stuff in sharks' stomachs. Also, bears tend to dig through garbage for the food in it.. anyways, in a mixed terrain fight, some trees, some land, some water, some snow/ice etc., I think a bear would obviously win, they can swim and go on land, have claws and teeth, move faster (seriously, they do..) and they eat fish, of whatever size. As a matter of fact, I've seen a picture of a bear eating a tiger shark, so..... yah, I'd say it's not even a tossup. I'll see if I can find the pic, it's in my crap somewheres..
    posted over 2 years ago

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