I certainly do not play around on the internet all day when I'm at work, which is were I am RIGHT NOW. No siree. I'm 'information gathering' and 'e-skills utilizing'. Yes. Precisely.

Sometimes I help people find books and answer many and varried odd questions. I can tell you the effectiveness percentage of different forms of suicide and how much Bolivia spent on healthcare in 2008, but no, I can't get you the mayor's home phone number so you can report all! the! spies! with the spying! in your television.

Libraries are magical places, y'all.