Have you been to a campground lately? Bears are the dirtbag, retired, semi-pro-wrestler or carnival strongman of nature. Seriously. He looks tough. He could probably beat up a drunk frat kid or rip a phone book in half. But let's be honest, you're going to wind up finding him in the morning, face down, in between some dumpsters. He'll look up and snarl loudly, but he's not scaring anyone. Silly bear.