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- Animal face-off! Who would win in a fight between a bear and a shark? See all answers
- March 10, 2009 by puccaso
- a shark and a bear were sitting next to a tree and the shark said to the bear...
does shit stick to your fur?
a shark is limited by its environment, ie - it has to be in water.. and a bear can swim.. so it seems the odds are on the bear.. but the shark is the king of its environment albeit limited by it.. so on land a bear would win.. but its a no-contest bout.. but if it were to be a real clash.. in an environment where both shark and bear can fight..
the shark would wipe its arse with the bear.