Note to self: Making love to blow-up doll NOT as good as advertised. After I learned that one the hard way, I resorted to buying grooming tools on infomercials instead.

The "love glove" is exactly what it sounds like. It is a glove that you love your pet with... It is meant to extract stray hairs so your hound or cat doesn't shed all over the furniture. However, it doesn't work. It especially doesn't work if your dog doesn't shed and has absolutely no need for it in the first place. Don't drunkenly buy items that are advertised on a station you've never heard of at 4am. Lesson learned.