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- Animal face-off! Who would win in a fight between a bear and a shark? See all answers
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- March 10, 2009 by kikutakara
- Unless there is spontaneous leg-growth...
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The bear will win and the shark will suffer ultimate humiliation! Jaws will be put to SHAME!
Okay, so if a bear and a shark get in a fight, I'd say the bear is going to win. Lets forget about the fact that bears grab and DEMOLISH fish everyday and what is a shark, but an over-sized fish with killer teeth; but besides that, lol, the bear can come into the water and swim a while, sink those terrifying claws into that shark-flesh, drag him to shore and let him suffocate from lack of water-oxygen!
Yup, the bear would totally Own a shark any day... unless he got lazy. Or if the shark was a freak of nature and could Walk (spontaneous leg growth) onto land and eat the baby bears before ol' Momma Bear got back from snatching Leg-Shark's cousins!

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