The New Adventures Of He-Man

1. My forehead - A clumsy young lad, I tripped on my brother's He-Man figurine and attempted a magic trick in which I pass my skull through the corner of a table. I did not succeed, and have not tried again since.

2. The back of my hand - An inch below the first knuckle of my right index finger, and right on a vein, lies the mark of the lip of a can of corn.