"Ligaya ang Itawag Mo Sa Akin".

Loosely translated it means "Call me Joy" (though pleasure seems to encapsulate the double entendre of the original title much closer).

That's not what I would name myself.

But now that I've got your attention...

My parents got this right by naming me Victoria. Self-explanatory really.

They also had incredible foresight by naming me after 3 famous queens whose distinctive traits I seem to exhibit in varying degrees and complexities. Self-fulfilling prophecy?

Later on in life, my dad thought the name "Napoleona" was a perfect fit--something I find unbefitting of me for it lacks the aesthetic quality I need for a name. Now, that's the Antoinette in me speaking.