I have never been there, but Dunder Mifflin is there. So worthy of a song. And yet I stink at writing songs and am worse at singing--are you sure you want me to do this?

Ohhh Dunder Mifflin/
Where all the employees are insane/
Lots of parties and goofing off/
Clients you'll probably never gain/
Scranton, PA/
You don't know how lucky you are/
An imaginary company/
Where I am, you are so far/
Ohhh Dunder Mifflin/
I would like to work there.../

...See? You don't want me writing songs. And that's not much of a song, either. Even all stretched out and song-y, it wouldn't last much longer than a minute. Maybe.

...haha.