I don't know who was more uncomfortable, me, or my Grandfather and his erection.

Okay, so it wasn't Playboy, but it might as well have been. I was visiting my grandparents, and my grandfather was watching a Western Movie. Everything was going well, shoot shoot, bang bang, and all of that. THEN enter woman with no clothes on. Stark naked. Boy did my sick grandfather perk up.

There was more banging and shooting to come.... I don't even want to analyze that sentence for its 2nd meaning...