Me: "Well Katie, (she should def. go back to the today show. I have high standards, the only way they'd get my unglamourous butt, and my lack of respectable proffession on tv is with katie currick or al roker.) I bend over backwards for Assholes. That is my direct job description."

Katie Currick: "Oh, .... well, what exactly do you do? What is your place of work called?"

Me: " What I do, would seem uncomplicated to the untrained eye, but in reality is lick the very floor the customers walk on. I work at Arbys dear ms. Currick. And at A***'s (name omited Just in case karma would enjoy giving me a nice FU in the near future) we do our very best to get treated like shit."

Katie: "...."

Me: "Not in depth enough? Silly me, Im sorry. We provide upstanding customer service to complete jerk offs most every day. When is the last time you actually looked at the person you were getting you food from?"

Katie: "...."

-Off camera directors and producers are frantically making hand signals.

And that is how I would end up being banned from national tv. Or at least being thrown out of the Today Show. Oh damn, is my bitterness showing again?