Why?
BECAUSE I CAN

It'll be a duet between a man and a woman, and they'll be accompanied by a massive, operatic choir. Most of the song should be in D minor. Tempo: Adagio.

Verse 1:
Woman: Far across the plains, my love sings to thee
I know you can hear it, I know you can feel it
Someday we'll be together
Someday we'll leave this place
Both: Someday we'll be togetherrrrr

Chorus: (Massive, operatic choir joins in)
My love, my love
I found my love
I found my love in Shan-
Shanballynag-
Shamball-
Shanballynahagalililili-
...
SHANBALLYNAHAGGGGHHHH

Verse 2:
Woman: I knew we were meant to be
From the moment I laid my eyes on you
But for now we will be
But for now we will-
Man: My balls itch
Woman: But for now, we will be here...

(Chorus)

Bridge:
Both: Oh, how the days drag on
Man: A goat just ate my hat
Woman: I long for the moment we can leave this place
Both: Together
Woman: Soon we'll be together, my love
Man: Seriously, that fucker just up and ate my hat
Woman: But until then, I'm happy just being with youuuu

(Chorus x 2)

Man: I'm gonna kill that fucking goat