For the first time ever in Sports Illustrated, we're featuring an uneducated, unexperienced, sports lover. You can blame this on the lack of decent athletes available for interview.

Katie watches almost every sport on television without much understanding of anything except for Football. She chose her favorite Football Team (the Dallas Cowboys) because she had a striking attraction to Drew Bledsoe, and wanted to mother his children. Also, the star symbol was rather attractive as well.

Katie says, "I hated playing sports in highschool, and always dreamed that they would have a dance class or writing class that would take the place. I was well liked for my personality, but even my best friends would whine when I'd be placed on their team for volleyball. Sometimes, I wished I was one of the "Remedial Education" kids, so I could play hopscotch and shuffleboard."