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- March 16, 2009 by rollmyeyeso
- I can dodge a ball like no other.
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While not the most athletic of the bunch, the thin and sprite young women, Renee is set to be the greatest dodger of our time. As a little girl she was often made fun of for her fear of large objects thrown at her. Whatever the game be (basketball, baseball, tennis, bowling...ect) her strength and abilities were highly lacking. However, in time Renee learned to hone her fear of flying objects as a means of mastering the art of dodgeball. During recess when the kiddies would gather around for a good 'ol game of bombardments, Renee would be the last one standing. Her barely there waistline and her extreme fear of pain aided in her success. Where has she come since the glory days of recess? Well, she has retired since then but hopes to make a comeback someday...

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