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  • Congratulations! You're going to be featured in the next issue of Sports Illustrated. How does your bio read? See all answers
    • The athlete in me doesn't really exist.

    • Sports Illustrated... Oh lord. Well, if they had a special Marching Band issue... then maybe... My bio would go something like, "Jared Montgomery is the leader of the Low Brass section of the... hmmm... let's say... Santa Clara Van Guard... anyway, He plays the marching bell front tuba and is a total BAMF." Yeah... something like that... Sure...

       
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    bisforpiano said:
    You...you are my new favorite person.
    posted over 2 years ago
    jillyfur said:
    yes!!! Santa Clara Vanguard!!!! Don't tell Matt, but you've always been my favorite brother ;)
    posted over 2 years ago

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