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  • You've been invited on a talk show to explain your job to the hosts. What would you say you do on a daily basis? See all answers
    • Blogger by day, Hooker by night.
    • Well Oprah, I work at home as a Blogger at http://yvodkaisyvonne.blogspot.com.
      I make shitty money, so by day I am a Blogger by night I am a high priced hooker.
      It's actually very nice. I get to have sex with all these hot rich white guys and they give me loads of money for coming.

      My day goes as follows: I wake up, shower and such, I get on my laptop and blog for about two hours, maybe do some errands, smoke a blunt , oh I drink vodka a lot, it's part of my blog. Wait around til' I get a call from one of my many many clients , and when he or she (I do girls as well) I go over and have a swell time.

      Also, I am going to school to be a kindergarden teacher.



      (haha)

       
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