Between the Mickey Mouse on speed voice or the silently staring weirdo to sit next to for an entire day on a bus, I think I'd have to settle with Mickey.

Now, this one is a very hard choice for me. Simply because, I hate to talk most of the time, and the only thing that could piss me off more than a person's annoying and most likely persistent voice, is a person looking/staring at me.

When a person stares at you, it's like they have lasers within their pupils, burning and scaring every spot that they sweep across. Their breathing, though it may be normal, seems louder and labored and wait! Was that a wheeze?!

Yeah, it gets that bad. You begin to imagine all sorts of things. Like are they going in their pocket? Are they trying to SNIFF ME?!

At least with the talking buffoon who sounds like a squeaky faucet or metal gears grinding against each other, you can be "entertained". Yeah, they are annoying, but at least they aren't staring at you, like they'd like to take a lick at your liver right?!