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    • I Got Dumped By A Man Carrying a Purse
    • First of all I need to clue you in on somethings. This guy was really weird, he was hairless he tanned all the time, and he wore manties (bikini underwear). He came over to my house all the time to discuss our "feelings" and brought me a present almost every time he saw me, either a plant, booze, and gossip magazines. You can't blame me for thinking that he was into me, I let down my guard and began dating him exclusively.
      He stayed over night and left before work one morning, it was Halloween. I didn't hear from him all day, which was weird since he called me twenty-four seven. He had promised to come with me and take my daughter's trick-or-treating. He never showed up, I went with out him.
      I was worried that he was hurt or something. Then I went into my bedroom and there was a note on my bed. He had broken into my house and left me a break-up note. It was beyond fucked up. It said things like he didn't know who he was, and he was an angry messed up person that doesn't deserve love. I was pissed, so I decided to go and confront him.
      He was pulling out of his friends driveway when I caught up to him, I jumped out of my car and it looked like he was just going to speed away. I don't really know what came over me but the next thing I know I reached into the car and grabbed some cupcakes that were in the passenger seat leftover from a kids Halloween party, When he got out of the car I just starting pelting him with the cupcakes. It was surreal.
      Anyway, getting dumped the next day via note when he stayed the night with me the night before, was pretty crushing. I never saw it coming.
      I think the reason that he was fucked up is because he really wanted to BE a girl not date one, I should have known when I saw his manpurse.

       
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  • Comments

    larbage said:
    It's not a purse! It's European.
    posted over 2 years ago
    Ninetales13 said:
    wow LOLyou pelted him with cupcakes???
    posted over 2 years ago
    jess said:
    I'm sorry, I can't stop laughing at this. Cupcakes? Just imagine him telling everyone that story! It's the perfect rage-crime. No court of law will ever arrest you for throwing cupcakes at someone, too benign. Hope you don't mind, but I have to do this once before I die...
    posted over 2 years ago
    scarlettequille said:
    I know it was so weird, but I was so pissed and for some reason the cupcakes looked like a good weapon. Yes you must try it someday, it is cathartic.

    posted over 2 years ago

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