Oh, BY EMAIL. That's my favorite story - now. He didn't even do it clearly - he wrote some vague shit whose meaning I wasn't certain about. I waited 2 days and finally called him, and asked him if he had broken up with me, and he said yes. Awesome.

Also, I have been broken up with by not having been broken up with. Instead, I got pulled along by a string & broken promises, until I finally gave up and did the breaking up myself. Spineless, dickless bastard.

Oh, am I bitter? No. Hahaha.