I have decided to finally put my two cents forward regarding the age old epic battle between the Bear and the Shark. You might say, "Hey, a shark is totally kick ass!". I say, "Fuck you".

The battle at first would have to be in an environment which can contain both of them, being a bear would drown in the ocean and a shark would die on land. Once that is settled, i think you can see why a bear has an advantage.

Sense of smell, sure a shark can smell blood, but a bear can smell a squirrel fart from over a mile away. Pure fact, trust me. Another thing that the bear has going for him are his MASSIVE BEAR CLAWS ON ALL FOUR OF HIS APPENDAGES. Yeah, a bear paw is bigger than a baseball mitt. One swipe from that and you're dead. What does a shark have? Fins and a tail. Big deal.

The bear can protect itself from the cold via its fur, it can climb up trees, and it can go into hibernation for a couple of months only to come back and fuck your shit up even more.

The bear wins, undoubtedly. I feel bad for any shark that would dare fight a bear.